Label: Blackest Ever Black
Format: LP
Genre: Electronic
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On a Business Trip to London is an album of curious electronics and sissy dance conceived under the shadow of Big Ben by Vivid Extreme. Initial research carried out at Ibis City Hotel, London; purple nail polish applied in Berlin and New York City. The result is the perfect and perhaps overdue meeting of emasculated P.E., limp-wristed ornamental industrial, sickly minimal synth, and cheap suntanned trollop techno. What's more, its tinny rhythmic ringtone cycles of humiliation and debasement evince an unlikely humanity: there is yearning behind the red ballgag and loud make-up cake; Duck's piggy eyes betray an implacable melancholy. Indeed, despite the sexually explicit nature of its content, On a Business Trip to Londonis a highly accessible and often disarmingly pretty work that will appeal to the belissima ballerina in all working men. Required listening for all who admire those qualities most fascinating in a woman: allure, magnetism, power, and dominance. This release is for ADULTS ONLY. It contains uncensored sexually explicit material unsuitable for minors. You must be at least 18 to purchase this item. Access and/or ownership may be prohibited in certain states/countries.
| A1 | Luckily I Was Allowed To Get Dressed When I Left The House. | 1:04 | |
| A2 | I Am Made To Greet Each Guest With A Limp-Wristed Handshake | 1:50 | |
| A3 | Only Carla | 5:03 | |
| A4 | She Is Pretty Strange, The Way She Dresses, That Punky Hair, God Knows What She Gets Up To. | 0:14 | |
| A5 | Jack The Damned | 2:26 | |
| A6 | Since I Am On A Strict 500 Calorie A Day Diet With Extensive Exercise And No Alcohol, I Have The Shape Of A Petite Little Woman, And My Wife Has Paid For Breast Implants And Facial Surgery To Make Me More Acceptable. | 3:45 | |
| A7 | Duck Shall Not Have The Audacity To Request Release Himself. Duck Shall Not Gripe Or Complain About The Duration Of His Confinement, The Length Of Which Will Be Solely Determined By Mistress. | 1:02 | |
| A8 | He Might Be Able To Earn A Meal Of Slop If He Does Dangerous Work (For Instance: Crash Test Dummy) Thunderskins | 0:52 | |
| A9 | To Compensate, While The Average Lifespan Of A Male Will Be About 70 Years, Medical Advancements Will Make The Average Lifespan Of A Woman To Be About 750 Years. | 1:03 | |
| A10 | When Thanksgiving Approaches, I'm Usually In My Third Week Without Release. | 2:27 | |
| B1 | Thunderskins London Dungeon | 1:11 | |
| B2 | The Grad Student Turned Her Eyes Toward The Closet Where She Had Made Him Hide Thunderskins | 5:34 | |
| B3 | Drugs, Alan, I Don't Believe It But Somebody Saw Her Shooting Up In The Restroom | 1:08 | |
| B4 | Only Tease | 5:03 | |
| B5 | Tennis Has Always Been My Life Since I Was A Small Boy In Mexico City. My Father Was The Head Gardener At An Estate Owned By A Very Important Man And He Used To Take Me With Him So I Could Hit The Balls On The Court. | 0:22 | |
| B6 | Wild Spectrum | 3:10 | |
| B7 | Credits | 2:56 |